rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.

(Source: ayxxp)

Break the Targets (Slowed Down)

chibi-pit:

I was expecting something demonic

Instead I got the most beautiful sound in the world

(Source: mootix123)

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))
ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!
Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!
(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))

ask-a-wario:

THIS-A MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!

Go! Deep Purple!! Waruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaruwaru!!

(( I worked WAY too hard to make this joke. ))

glowcloud:

I am a little offended all the time but I still have fun

queenofthecute:

I picked up this cool skull as a little “hey, I love you” present for my husband and within 5 minutes he’d done this to it.

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

(Source: mysharona1987)